No, please, help yourself...I was at Uni with a girl who was supposed to be some forrin countess or summat. Very sensitive type- *very* serious ethical vegetarian and generally carried on like her farts didn't smell...
Anyways, she used to really piss me off so when we found a little dead robin, I put it in an empty crisp packet and walked into the studio where she was working carrying packet and making chewing motions. Needless to say, there was no- 'Gosh, you have a rather wonderful-looking packet of crisps, may I please have one?'
Nope- hand went straight for the packet, brief pause for effect, blood-curdling scream, runs for Ladies' & vomits. Job done.
(Anyways, she used to really piss me off so when we found a little dead robin, I put it in an empty crisp packet and walked into the studio where she was working carrying packet and making chewing motions. Needless to say, there was no- 'Gosh, you have a rather wonderful-looking packet of crisps, may I please have one?'
Nope- hand went straight for the packet, brief pause for effect, blood-curdling scream, runs for Ladies' & vomits. Job done.
PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies...,
Wed 22 Oct 2003, 12:19,
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