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# I spent one winter working for M&S
The security guard there was always playing tricks on people - he eventually got sacked for squirting people with a water pistol. People doing their shopping, not staff, that is.

Anyway, some time before he left, we got a shop mannekin and dressed it up in some dark clothing and a balaclava, gave it an axe to hold and left it leaning on a door at the end of the day.

He comes in first thing to unlock the shop...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)