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# my mate alex once...
broke and dislocated his ankle in a skating accident and therefore he was out of skool for a long time, one day a few weeks after the accident a teacher asked us what had happened to him as he had not been in any lessons and didnt phone the school and tell them he was ill, me and me mate james just looked at each other and said that he was dead, he died in a skating accident. we went back to his house to tell him that we told the school that he was dead, however the plot thickens as the school now prepares for a memorial mass for him and a collection for his family (we told the news on a tuesday and by friday the collection was £120, the mass was set for the following tuesday) so on monday me an james couldnt carry it on and decided to tell the truth, we got suspended for 3 weeks and was told to apologise to alex, we subsiquentally spent the 3 weeks off at alex's playing goldeneye
*evil grin*
(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Thats good
At least you didnt waste your free time. Reminds me of this old point horror book I recently found and read TWINS

Really crappy but still, I was really bored in college so I made a web page called lisas secret crush page puting all the names of her crush's and more including things like the hamster, other people in college and peter madelson etc etc and emailed it to her saying that id emailed it to everyone listed and others too and she believed it.

She hated me for ages and bit me on her birthday in which I had to have a bandage on my knee for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 18:09, archived)