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[challenge entry] At least I think it was the sunshine elephant, my memory is useless today

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(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Nice work on the fonts there.
You can hardly see the join.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)
# that's
funny.
(b3rl1n, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 14:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Thanks baz, you're a star
A BROWN STAR!

OMG! I'm sooooooooooooo funny, ahahahahhahhahahaha


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)
# i don't get it...
:(
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Translation:
"that font you used for the headline is a mess and looks nothing like the font used for bbc news"

he may have a point
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)
# give him a blow job
go on

you know you want to
(slice, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)
# im in an internet
cafe in southern hungary and the couple on the machine next to me are watching incredibly hardcore porn videos full screen.

lovely
.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:01, archived)
# are you sure
its not just "changing rooms" outtakes?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:04, archived)
# yay for incredibly hardcore porn
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Are they wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:04, archived)
# no,
they're drinking red wine and talking about it in hungarian.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Are you sure it's wine?
(Whoopie the slug, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# blood?
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# perhaps
they might be vampires... trying to lure you with very hardcore porn...
(Whoopie the slug, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# well,
what are they saying?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# blurghdy
blah de ooblong la alle de farsiccy or something like that, my hungarians quite weak...

though the waitress just came and brought another two glasses and they just chatted about it to her.

lovely place
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# ask a valid question,
get a b3tan answer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:11, archived)
# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!
/GamesMaster
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:05, archived)
# I think its sweet when couples can share a common interest.
Or not...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:05, archived)
# How handy!
(Whoopie the slug, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:05, archived)
# You
lucky lucky bastard.

As long as it is not Gay prOn.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# not like i can just go
fnarrr and join in...

from the corner of my eye, its good stuff though..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# It's a monitor.
It's not as though you can shove your cock in a monitor.

Note never tried it and never been curious enough to do it. I just know it is wrong.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Have you got a camera?
Or even better a camera on your mobi-fone?

for scientific purposes *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# can take movies on my camera, but will walk out with it dangling on my wrist
in that general direction..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Goodo!!
10/10!!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:12, archived)
# FUCK the camera
get yourself a fluffer.

Waitresses are good for that I hear.

/fluffer
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Ha!
What kind of cafes do you frequent?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:15, archived)
# similar ones to this one i guess
how long can you just watch this stuff?

man, even im bored of it now...

jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:18, archived)
# hahahahahhahahhahahahahhaha
You can't stand up to leave
You can't stand up to leave
You can't stand up to leave
You can't stand up to leave
You can't stand up to leave
You can't stand up to leave
You can't stand up to leave
You can't stand up to leave

nyaa nya nya nyaa nyaaaa
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)
# I feel sad for you
I could watch it all day!
(Whoopie the slug, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:25, archived)
# spooky
I just thougth to myself "I havent used the word tenuous today" and then this article pops up. Weird that.

TWUNT is great
(I helped save b3ta! Silentbob, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)
# twunt, pour homme
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 14:57, archived)
# tres tres
bon
(metooleopard free Graze box-enter LCNT12M at www.graze.com, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:00, archived)
# That's good.
It's rather a girlie perfume bottle though - I'd have thought something more angular and twuntish.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)
# for some reason
google was a bit thin on bottles that would have worked well with it.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# yay
i want some
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:03, archived)