Me and some mates....had run out of ganj, but our other friend still had some left. Anyway, he was rubbing this fact in our face so when he went to work for the day we searched through his room and found it.
We didn't wanna steal it so in the end we came up with this idea. We took a big plastic lunchbox and filled it with water, sealed up the ganj so it wouldn't get wet and put it into the water. We then put the lunchbox into the freezer.
Our mate came home 9 hours later after doing a nasty saturday shift at sainsburys to find he couldn't have the smoke he was looking forward to as his only ganj was set in the middle of the biggest icecube you've ever seen. Cue much hilarity as he gets more and more enraged at the fact that no matter how much he throws this ice cube around, the fucker still wont smash!
He got to have a smoke in the end though, as the cube melted about 5 hours later.
on a completely unrelated incident, this friend also has a rather attractive little (but legal) sister. Anyway, during one of his infamous house parties, his little sister walks in completely hammered and is being rather flirty with everybody. One thing leads to another, and she gets with another mutal friend. Him being quite resourceful, decides to videotape the 'encounter' and leaves the video in my friends player for him to see at some point in the future. Unfortunately, he doesn't see it. But his 16 stone, rugby playing dad does. Thus, my friend will never go back to that house for fear of being recognised and beaten shitless.
I love alcohol, it makes life much more interesting.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 16:37,
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We didn't wanna steal it so in the end we came up with this idea. We took a big plastic lunchbox and filled it with water, sealed up the ganj so it wouldn't get wet and put it into the water. We then put the lunchbox into the freezer.
Our mate came home 9 hours later after doing a nasty saturday shift at sainsburys to find he couldn't have the smoke he was looking forward to as his only ganj was set in the middle of the biggest icecube you've ever seen. Cue much hilarity as he gets more and more enraged at the fact that no matter how much he throws this ice cube around, the fucker still wont smash!
He got to have a smoke in the end though, as the cube melted about 5 hours later.
on a completely unrelated incident, this friend also has a rather attractive little (but legal) sister. Anyway, during one of his infamous house parties, his little sister walks in completely hammered and is being rather flirty with everybody. One thing leads to another, and she gets with another mutal friend. Him being quite resourceful, decides to videotape the 'encounter' and leaves the video in my friends player for him to see at some point in the future. Unfortunately, he doesn't see it. But his 16 stone, rugby playing dad does. Thus, my friend will never go back to that house for fear of being recognised and beaten shitless.
I love alcohol, it makes life much more interesting.
it was funnier the first timeyep, definately.
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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about,
Wed 22 Oct 2003, 16:51,
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