OK, first post, second time lucky, get on the right board!In my tutor group at school, I had one pleasant and well mannered friend named Paul who would bring a large bottle of squash in every day, as you do. Also in my tutor group there was a not so pleasant and, to be honest, fucking twat of a kid who had been dubbed 'Ratboy' by one of the sixth formers. Ratty would come into the classroom at lunchtime whilst Paul was not there and neck most of the bottle of squash from his bag. Paul was too nice to say anything but we knew he was getting more annoyed at this daily occurance. One day, Ratty was kept in a class for the start of lunch so my classmates decided we would help Paul get some payback.
Firstly we found a suitable substitute bottle and tipped half Pauls drink into it, which he put in his locker for safe keeping. I then took the original bottle into the toilet and filled it with my own brand of squash, replacing it in Pauls bag (having made sure the top was tightly on). We then went and spread the word, with someone keeping an eye out for the Ratboy's return. Ratty lived up to our expectations and took a few good swigs, before the crowds that had gathered inside the classroom and outside the window of the classroom exploded with laughter.
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Firstly we found a suitable substitute bottle and tipped half Pauls drink into it, which he put in his locker for safe keeping. I then took the original bottle into the toilet and filled it with my own brand of squash, replacing it in Pauls bag (having made sure the top was tightly on). We then went and spread the word, with someone keeping an eye out for the Ratboy's return. Ratty lived up to our expectations and took a few good swigs, before the crowds that had gathered inside the classroom and outside the window of the classroom exploded with laughter.