a few1. when a friend asked me to get her some hand cream as her hands where dry, i went to my bedroom and mesured my prit stick and cut a peace of paper of the write size and coved the inside of the paper in pritstick, i then placed the paper onto the outside of the pritstick, so as to completly obscure pritstick product markings and then gave the newly rebranded handcream to my friend.
i convinced a friend that, paracetamol was dug out of the ground and then proseeded to feed her chalk when ever she had a headache.
my girlfriend was to supprised that i keep to my promesis. she would not stop doing some activity which was really anoying me, so i told her that if she did it again i would paint her ass blue.
two weeks later my girlfirend was enjoying a wonderfull erotic massage, which moved down to her bottom. with her head looking forward i removed the conceled face paint. once i had finnished, i started laughing, she realied what i had done after a short while. as immediate revenge she put her bum on my wall and left a big peach shaped blue bum mark on my nice white painted wall. I am lazy, it reamined there for some time.
my best friend any stayed at my house, he unrinated in a bottle of cleaning fluid in my bath room. several months later he told me and i placed the bottle out by the door to be thrown away.
a couple of days later , i came home to find my father cleaning the floor, whith my best friend urine. when i told him to stop he asked why, i could not bring myself to tell him so ,i just let him continue.
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i convinced a friend that, paracetamol was dug out of the ground and then proseeded to feed her chalk when ever she had a headache.
my girlfriend was to supprised that i keep to my promesis. she would not stop doing some activity which was really anoying me, so i told her that if she did it again i would paint her ass blue.
two weeks later my girlfirend was enjoying a wonderfull erotic massage, which moved down to her bottom. with her head looking forward i removed the conceled face paint. once i had finnished, i started laughing, she realied what i had done after a short while. as immediate revenge she put her bum on my wall and left a big peach shaped blue bum mark on my nice white painted wall. I am lazy, it reamined there for some time.
my best friend any stayed at my house, he unrinated in a bottle of cleaning fluid in my bath room. several months later he told me and i placed the bottle out by the door to be thrown away.
a couple of days later , i came home to find my father cleaning the floor, whith my best friend urine. when i told him to stop he asked why, i could not bring myself to tell him so ,i just let him continue.