'lady's things'I had a friend called badger who intensely disliked another boy named morgan. badger went onto the internet and found incontinance pants and sanitary towels as free samples and signed morgan up to recieve them in the post
he also advertised morgan's mobile in the free ads, the contact number being of course the mobile in question, so he'd get about 15 calls a day from people asking to buy it
i'm not one for perpetrating pranks on other people but i've been the victim of a few
my brother once took the bottom out of a wooden dining chair and replaced the cushion, the idea being that i'd sit on it and fall through.
instead i knelt on the chair and leant forward to open the glass door of the hi-fi cabinet, which i was subsequently thrown through
i ended up with glass all over me, in my nose and my ears and my hair and blood litterally covering my face like in carrie. i still have scars
my brother screamed for about 20 solid minutes
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he also advertised morgan's mobile in the free ads, the contact number being of course the mobile in question, so he'd get about 15 calls a day from people asking to buy it
i'm not one for perpetrating pranks on other people but i've been the victim of a few
my brother once took the bottom out of a wooden dining chair and replaced the cushion, the idea being that i'd sit on it and fall through.
instead i knelt on the chair and leant forward to open the glass door of the hi-fi cabinet, which i was subsequently thrown through
i ended up with glass all over me, in my nose and my ears and my hair and blood litterally covering my face like in carrie. i still have scars
my brother screamed for about 20 solid minutes