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# Horrible prank
speaking of mean bodily functions i have a great one. in high school i was on the swimming team and we used to be really good (though i personally was the worst swimmer). there was one team which was ALWAYS better then us and beat us handily every year. my junior year they beat us and were being bastards about it so we decided to get revenge by taking a team shit on the hot coals in their sauna. we turned the heat off and squated over the coals and dropped probably 4 or 5 pounds of shit then turned the sauna back on high. it was in their newspaper the next day and apperantly it took a few thousand dollars to clean, de-smell and resanitize the room. they never even pinned the crime on us. dumb rich bastards.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 17:19, archived)