A real nasty onethat I have an alarmingly regular habit of doing is getting chickens feet, or any other bird feet that comes to hand, going into town and finding a pub with one of those vending machines that give out a handfull of minstrels or jelly beans (can you see where this going folks?) and placing the feet in the little metal flap at the front. Then I wait with baited breath for some poor sod wanting a handfull of sweets. Screaming and in some cases vomiting ensues along with much hilarity.
A bastard prank I pulled on a mate once was when he fell asleep at a mates house after a few smokes and drinks. I placed a load of cusions in front of him 'cos I'm just not that big of a twunt, then tied his laces together, put a load of paper in an ashtray, lit it and wafted the smoke around him. Then a bang on the shoulder and yelled 'FIRE!' in his ear. He woke up, saw and smelt the smoke, shit himself and tried to run. The look on his face as he fell forward had me pissing myself for days.
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Thu 23 Oct 2003, 23:42,
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A bastard prank I pulled on a mate once was when he fell asleep at a mates house after a few smokes and drinks. I placed a load of cusions in front of him 'cos I'm just not that big of a twunt, then tied his laces together, put a load of paper in an ashtray, lit it and wafted the smoke around him. Then a bang on the shoulder and yelled 'FIRE!' in his ear. He woke up, saw and smelt the smoke, shit himself and tried to run. The look on his face as he fell forward had me pissing myself for days.
Bananas!I was in the car with my friends Ryan, Kim, and Kyle. We were really bored so we decided to play a hilarious prank on the high quality Wendy's drive through people. First we went home to get a banana as a prop. We drove up to the drive through window and Ryan put the banana on his crotch and Kyle pretended to "tease the banana"...with his mouth. The drive through lady looked absolutely disgusted! When Ryan reached out to get the change he moaned "climaxed" and dropped the nickles and quarters on the ground. It was beautiful.
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colaoooh just remembered, when I was 6 or so I was at home with a friend- little fat kid who used to eat everything in the house. My dad used to be totally irritated by this so he bet the kid that he couldnt down a glass of coke in one go. Kid accepts bet. Dad fills glass, kid drinks it in one, then pukes in the garden. It was a glass of brown vinegar.
Nice work
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Nice work