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(1, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:05, archived)
# and that is
local
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:06, archived)
# woo!
thats very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:07, archived)
# haha!
I like that. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:07, archived)
# wooo
...morning all
(Emzickle, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Goo' Mornin'
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:11, archived)
# More ning for all
(1, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:12, archived)
# MORNING!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:14, archived)
# morning
morning
(Emzickle, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:31, archived)
# That's Emily Maitlis, that is.
She's 3 feet tall.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Then
I definitely would
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:13, archived)
# And wears hideous miniskirts all the time
100% FACT
(She can make the miniskirt-boot combo look unattractive, even though she's not bad - I don't unnerstan')
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:15, archived)
# She's quite a nice person, in truth. Not like half of the divas at the Beeb.
(Mrs Interest works with her.)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:17, archived)
# I'm sure she is
She's also quite fit and wears miniskirts a lot.
I've got a major miniskirt fetish.
But she doesn't look attractive in miniskirts.
She should. She's got nice legs. I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:24, archived)
# You're a bit scary.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:27, archived)
# So, does your missus know where she lives then?
Can I have her address?
I won't do nuffin' dodgy wiv it like.
Honest, guv.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:33, archived)
# OMG PLZ GIV ME HER ADRESS!!!!!!!!!
LOL
(1, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:36, archived)
# I is wiv da bestest of intenshuns
Emilly Maytlesss will be mi wyfe.
U can be der bridesmade!!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:40, archived)
# it's also very high on a google search for 'news reporter'
or was it 'bbc news reporter'

i cant remember
(1, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:17, archived)
# what is it with dwarves again
I divent like em
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 9:22, archived)