EvilThe last pranks I mentioned didn't really conform to evil...this one does.
I'd been living with a bunch of arseholes for a year at Uni, the most biggoted bunch of twats I've ever met in my life who were also completly anal about cleaning which made them much worse!
I was leaving the house and most of them were staying on for another year. The guy I hated the most left two days before me to go home for the summer. The other guys in the house were running home to mummy for the summer, the same day I moved into my new house.
I snuck into the prize pricks bedroom, turned over his mattress and poured in a couple of litres of milk. Turned it back, made the bed and left in the knowledge that the house would be empty throughout those long warm summer months.
I never saw, or even heard about the results, but I like to imagine. I take even more pleasure when I realise what he would have to have gone through to track down the stench and then get rid of it :)
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Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:13,
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I'd been living with a bunch of arseholes for a year at Uni, the most biggoted bunch of twats I've ever met in my life who were also completly anal about cleaning which made them much worse!
I was leaving the house and most of them were staying on for another year. The guy I hated the most left two days before me to go home for the summer. The other guys in the house were running home to mummy for the summer, the same day I moved into my new house.
I snuck into the prize pricks bedroom, turned over his mattress and poured in a couple of litres of milk. Turned it back, made the bed and left in the knowledge that the house would be empty throughout those long warm summer months.
I never saw, or even heard about the results, but I like to imagine. I take even more pleasure when I realise what he would have to have gone through to track down the stench and then get rid of it :)
Evil EvilI didn't actualy do this prank but hey its the worst one I've heard. This is bad do prepare yourselves.
It was this guys from newcastle's stag do and all of his mates got him really really pissed.
Anyway he passed out in the hotel room and they decided to mess with his head...
So they got a condom and put some pantene shampoo in to it then placed a pencil inside the condom and proceeded to insert the condon into his anus then removing the pencil and leaving the condom sticking out of his bottom.
The next day he was really upset and wouldn't talk to any of his mates
So they didn't tell him what they had done... for two weeks he was walking around thinking one of his mates had shagged him up the arse, pretty bad ehy!
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Fri 24 Oct 2003, 16:18,
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It was this guys from newcastle's stag do and all of his mates got him really really pissed.
Anyway he passed out in the hotel room and they decided to mess with his head...
So they got a condom and put some pantene shampoo in to it then placed a pencil inside the condom and proceeded to insert the condon into his anus then removing the pencil and leaving the condom sticking out of his bottom.
The next day he was really upset and wouldn't talk to any of his mates
So they didn't tell him what they had done... for two weeks he was walking around thinking one of his mates had shagged him up the arse, pretty bad ehy!