If a mussel were the size of a man
It's penis would be six foot long.
100% of mollusc FACT


Is this their secret?

From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

( NobbyNobody - 15 weeks 'til daddyteim, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:37, archived)

even if it were the size
of a very small man?
(bblgoose, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:38, archived)

top
factage there!
( Jobe http://www.flickr.com/joefreeman, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:38, archived)

Hahahahahaha

( sick_boy, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:38, archived)

Likewise the woodlouse.
Which has two penises, in case one breaks off.
It was on QI last night.
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:39, archived)

i thought that was an earwig
Can't decide if that programme is any good or a pile of shite. I suspect it's a pile of shite.
( A good man, and thorough, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:40, archived)

Interestingly,
it's both.
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:42, archived)

I'll be suprised
if it gets a second series
( A good man, and thorough, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:45, archived)

Did you watch
'Tarrent on TV' last night?

Some guy on there had 2 penis' and bladders, and prostates...
( Az The Spaz, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:42, archived)

that was two blokes
bumming
(bblgoose, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:44, archived)

It's
Penii
( wayward., Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:48, archived)

penises

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:49, archived)

hehehe

edit - apostrophe police! should be "Its"
( Or is it?, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:39, archived)

Really?
The football belongs to John, therefore, John's football,
ergo:
The penis belongs to it, therefore it's penis.
( NobbyNobody - 15 weeks 'til daddyteim, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:43, archived)

doesn't work like that

( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:45, archived)

Gosh.
I've lernt summut today.
( NobbyNobody - 15 weeks 'til daddyteim, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:47, archived)

Funny you should mention that...
The football belongs to John, therefore, it's hi's football...

CAN YOU SPOT THE EDUCATIONAL ERROR?

(from the institute of "Its" awareness, set to jaunty sythesised music, with Keith Chegwin narrating)
( guplik, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:24, archived)

hæhæ..
:)
( Kaiser, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:40, archived)

Even if it was Female?
WOO FACT!
( Az The Spaz, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:41, archived)

nice
reflection work there !
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:42, archived)