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# 3 pigs
there's this old tradition at my high school (colorado, u.s.a.) that the seniors pull one large prank every year. two good ones:

1. get 3 pigs and paint the number '1', '2', and '4' on each of them (only one number on each) let the pigs go inside the school building or on the campus and the staff will spend weeks searching for the 3rd pig... it's excellent.
2. get an extremely large boulder from out in the woods or somewhere and use some kind of truck of sorts with a bed to haul it to the school. dump the rock from the truck right in the middle of the entryway to the school:
a. make sure it's really heavy and hard to move
b. please, please PLEASE do this at NIGHTTIME. can't tell you how easy it is to get caught when everyone's fricking watching you :-p

oh, great... remembered another... another great one to do is to take the head of the school's car and take the wheels off and put it on cinderblocks... makes for great fun, especially if you're in arkansas, u.s.a - home hicksville.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:19, archived)
# it took a while to do
but one time me and a friend were at a mates house doin a favour, and she wanted a lock puttin on her bedroom door (one of them yale ones like a front door one, cos she has a shared house and obviousley doesn't trust the bastards she lives with) so we agreed to do it for her.

anyway. she went out, and instead of puttin one on, we put 2. one with the handle inside, one outside. the seccond one was right at the bottom, so she didn't notice. she came back that night very drunk and went straight into her bedroom. Clunk.

we let her out after a few hours. but she didn't speak to her for a fair few weeks.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 17:36, archived)