Which I will no doubt have not entered correctly, being a total n00b.
Oh well, here's my attempt at the 100% FACT compo. Do I need to do anything except post it here? FAQ didn't seem to say. (I know. I read it before I asked. How f'ked up is that?)

Man that's weak...
From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)
(, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)
you need to click "edit", then in the box that says "a normal post" you need to click on it and choose "100% Fact. Honest"
welcome, you'll never leave, etc. :)
(, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 17:02, archived)
edit it and put it in the competition though.
afternoon all
(, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)
Welcome
To enter it for the compo, click the 'edit' link, and choose the compo in the drop down menu
(, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)
But I won't.
Woooooooooooooooooooooo.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)
required to masturbate fsuriously while crying and rocking back and forth while posting. Failure to do so can lead to an early death.
While I am sure it is probably a rumour - I find it best not to tempt fate.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)
welcome pull up a kitten.
edit your post and select 100% fact from the drop down menu and then you will have entered it
:)
edit: Consider yourself at home.
Consider yourself one of the family.
We've taken to you so strong.
It's clear we're going to get along.
Consider yourself well in
Consider yourself part of the furniture.
There isn't a lot to spare.
Who cares?..Whatever we've got we share!
(, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)
Where you post your message, the drop down menu
PS WOOO!!
(, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)
All you need to do is edit your post and choose this compo from the drop-down box.
I've just been through the entries. Class stuff.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)
