Fact: Ultralase only employ white cat owners


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(CMU, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:26, archived)

Scho, do you exschpect me to talk?
Yes, Mr Bond, I expect you to read off that chart!
( JustHere, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:28, archived)

arf
and i've just listened to the man song - very very funny
( Roxy_Hart, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)

yeah?
what is it?
( zog is THOR, God of Thunder! smelly, smelly thunder., Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:36, archived)

it's a song
by bob and tom who i'd never heard of until the elvis thread earlier on
( Roxy_Hart, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)

:-)

( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:28, archived)

No Mr Bond etc etc

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed has nothing to say about Michael Jackson, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)

i saw
a fox earlier when i was out driving. It was a beautiful, beautiful one.
( Lora, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:33, archived)

I saw a fox while driving late last week...
...I also saw hegehogs, rabbits and had to stop the car for a family of Highland Cows.

It was lovely.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:34, archived)

you had to stop the car
for a family of Highland Cows? did you give them a lift?
( Roxy_Hart, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:35, archived)

I don't think...
...they would all have managed to get into a Vauxhall Corsa.

They were blocking the road and didn't seem in any hurry to move - one had very large horns, so I didn't want to antagonise him.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:37, archived)

good plan

( Roxy_Hart, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)

I saw a squirrel with no tail last week
and then we thought we saw a hutch monkey, but it turned out it was just the drugs


DRUGS ARE BAD
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed has nothing to say about Michael Jackson, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)

I was out for running the other night...
...and raced a badger!

No really, I raced a badger. Nothing to do with the compo, but it made me crack up at the time.
(CMU, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)

awwwwww
in that respect Scotland is a lot like the New Forest. Only with Highland cows instead of horsies.
( Lora, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:37, archived)

We have horses too...
...but mainly sheep.

Lots of sheep.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)

we have lovely
wild kebabs roaming round here.. its a terrible waste when you see one thats beeen knocked over and is lying in the gutter all forlorn...


so i rescue them....
( Mosschops, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)

hence the name?

( Azra3l Lubrication, Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)

ermmm ueah.....
*looks around suspiciously*
( Mosschops, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)

( HickyVicki, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)