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[challenge entry] Fact: Ultralase only employ white cat owners


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(CMU, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Scho, do you exschpect me to talk?
Yes, Mr Bond, I expect you to read off that chart!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:28, archived)
# arf
and i've just listened to the man song - very very funny
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)
# yeah?
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:36, archived)
# it's a song
by bob and tom who i'd never heard of until the elvis thread earlier on
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:28, archived)
# No Mr Bond etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)
# i saw
a fox earlier when i was out driving. It was a beautiful, beautiful one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:33, archived)
# I saw a fox while driving late last week...
...I also saw hegehogs, rabbits and had to stop the car for a family of Highland Cows.

It was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:34, archived)
# you had to stop the car
for a family of Highland Cows? did you give them a lift?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:35, archived)
# I don't think...
...they would all have managed to get into a Vauxhall Corsa.

They were blocking the road and didn't seem in any hurry to move - one had very large horns, so I didn't want to antagonise him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:37, archived)
# good plan
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)
# I saw a squirrel with no tail last week
and then we thought we saw a hutch monkey, but it turned out it was just the drugs


DRUGS ARE BAD
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)
# I was out for running the other night...
...and raced a badger!

No really, I raced a badger. Nothing to do with the compo, but it made me crack up at the time.
(CMU, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)
# awwwwww
in that respect Scotland is a lot like the New Forest. Only with Highland cows instead of horsies.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:37, archived)
# We have horses too...
...but mainly sheep.

Lots of sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)
# we have lovely
wild kebabs roaming round here.. its a terrible waste when you see one thats beeen knocked over and is lying in the gutter all forlorn...


so i rescue them....
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)
# hence the name?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# ermmm ueah.....
*looks around suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)