Clocks go FORWARDS tonight by one hour
100% FACT


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( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 22:56, archived)

ARGH!
Do they?! Shit!
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)

backwards
100% fact
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Sat 25 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)

shh! I was trying to fool everyone
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)

that's the one thing worse than not knowing the clocks changed...
knowing, but getting it wrong

(woo by the way! :)
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:00, archived)

Right everyone...
do I:

a) carry on drinking and get even more pissed!
b) go to bed
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:00, archived)

carry on drinking!
I might join you soon
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:00, archived)

Yay for drink!
*fetches cider from fridge*
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:03, archived)

Cider? Are you 15?
*fetches Mike's HARD lemonade from the fridge*

:P
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)

are you 10?
*fetches R. White's lemonade...*
( JustHere, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)

yes

( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)

Yarr!
I'm 20, but a student!
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)

ahh, well
I suppose you're forgiven!

Cider doesn't like me, makes me all confused and impatient
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)

Any cider makes me pissed and impotent!
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)

why should you wear a suit to a vasectomy?
if you're gonna be impo'tant, you might as well look impo'tant!
( JustHere, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)

impotence isn't funny
don't take the piss

:P
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)

( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)

gah
my clock just exploded from all this confusion
(KnitWit, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 22:59, archived)

Who cares?
The only clocks I look at are system clock and teletext, and they change on their own!
( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)

Does anyone know if
when you go to a club on a clock-change night you get an extra hour, or one less if it's the other way? Or do they keep to the same time-length?
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:03, archived)

You get the extra hour...
... :)

At least you do here.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)

I went once
and we got the extra hour
( JustHere, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)

<pedant>
If it would have been two o'clock (as evidenced by the hand positions), and the clocks went FORWARD (as per your text), then it would now be 3 o'clock, not 1 o'clock. You've rotated the face the wrong way, I'm afraid.

</pedant>
( Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)