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The aerated water creates lethal methane blasts...



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(caparzo21 If life gives you demons, make demonade, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 10:04, archived)

they'd better get out of there
before that bubble pops then
( Melba Toast, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 10:06, archived)

Erm
was there a third person we can't see in there that deflated from she sheer volume of air leaving their body?!

no one strike a match
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 10:06, archived)

i rekon its a fanny fart

( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 10:08, archived)

Which one did it?
My money's on the woman, she looks embarrassed. Then again, the bloke looks relieved.
(minky_monkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 10:08, archived)

the time aint
10:04! ?
('Andeh', Sun 26 Oct 2003, 10:09, archived)

The bord's still on summer time
Cal probably is still in bed - its sunday, he'll get round to it
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 10:11, archived)

Cal will set the board time back
either when
A) He gets up
B) Finds time
C) Gets sick of the nagging and constant emails
( Az The Spaz, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 10:11, archived)

Surely it would take him all of 2 mins to fix?

( King Ralph is drunk, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 10:12, archived)

I have no idea
I never go on the net:)
( Az The Spaz, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 10:13, archived)

Yeah, me either
I heard it was full of paedophiles and wierdos!
( King Ralph is drunk, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 10:15, archived)

what?
YOU HAVE NOTHING ON ME! Those were just rumours!...
( Az The Spaz, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 10:19, archived)

It's amazing what you find on peoples internet cache
When I used to work in computers I once found and entree for womenwithanimals.com on a directors PC. Had to copy it to disk:)
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 10:22, archived)

*deletes cache*
you have NOTHING on me!...THEY'RE ALL LIES I SAY!...LIES!
( Az The Spaz, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 10:29, archived)

*parp!*

( King Ralph is drunk, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 10:13, archived)