So the thread's dead, but I've got a coupleWhen I was younger, my brother was badgering me about when the Scalectrix was ready. Finish putting it together and tell him that the best way to test it is to lick the track. 'Ow, I got an electric shock!'
'Really? That shouldn't happen... Now try again...'
Cut out a small picture of a woman with her tits out and taped it in to a mate's passport. He went through three passport controls before someone pointed it out to him.
Because of the proximity of the airport in Luxembourg to, well, everything, many people take their weekend bag in to work and catch a flight back to Blighty on Friday evening. Quite a few people have returned to England to find their bag full of office stationery and no clothes.
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Sun 26 Oct 2003, 22:12,
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'Really? That shouldn't happen... Now try again...'
Cut out a small picture of a woman with her tits out and taped it in to a mate's passport. He went through three passport controls before someone pointed it out to him.
Because of the proximity of the airport in Luxembourg to, well, everything, many people take their weekend bag in to work and catch a flight back to Blighty on Friday evening. Quite a few people have returned to England to find their bag full of office stationery and no clothes.
passportIndeed! obtained a sticker from a bike mag (can't remeber which one) on the way to Belgium with the boys - while one of them was at the bar on Eurostar we got his passport and stuck this yellow sticker on the picture page, saying "look at me - I'm shit!"
got some odd looks from miserable c*nt belgian passport control. Have pictures ..... may post ;)
(got some odd looks from miserable c*nt belgian passport control. Have pictures ..... may post ;)
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Mon 27 Oct 2003, 9:50,
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