Evil bastards stories1) A buddy of mine got married. During their honeymoon, a handful of us got drunk and we cleaned out their apartment. Took all their furniture, clothing - everything. Took all the labels off their canned food. Rearranged their 1000 CD collection (switched liners and CDs in a random order). Stole the ice cube trays, light bulbs and electrical socket covers (what sort of sick fuckers take the ice cube trays?). Placed stuff in a storage locker. Put key to that in an airport storage locker. Took airport storage locker key and placed it in bus terminal. Left them bus terminal key with riddles to find keys.
Needless to say, they're divorced now.
2) Walked in on evil roomie in college having sex with some coed. Simply asked, 'Did you tell her about your warts?' then closed the door. Never heard a woman swear that much in my life.
3) Apparently, the elderly sometimes have problems swallowing water, so there's this stuff you can add to water that sort of gellatinizes the water. Got drunk and stoned one night - and dropped a 5 gallon drum of it into a University fountain. Oops.
(Needless to say, they're divorced now.
2) Walked in on evil roomie in college having sex with some coed. Simply asked, 'Did you tell her about your warts?' then closed the door. Never heard a woman swear that much in my life.
3) Apparently, the elderly sometimes have problems swallowing water, so there's this stuff you can add to water that sort of gellatinizes the water. Got drunk and stoned one night - and dropped a 5 gallon drum of it into a University fountain. Oops.
DisgruntledGoat,
Mon 27 Oct 2003, 17:11,
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