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[challenge entry] You won't believe this, but...
they grow out the ground!


This bloke down the pub told me they did, so it HAS to be true!

reposty for comp, plus slight tinkering

From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(toastercide, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Thats the best explination that
anyone I know has come up with!!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# tenuous
but it's a lovely animation so fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Ahh, but who plants them?
That's what I want to know!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# my guess would be
an unfurtive bear...

or is that just stepping over the line?
(toastercide, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# *plugs*
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# *shrubs*
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# *drugs*
.
(toastercide, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# *shrubbery*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# it's true
they breed in caves
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# nope
they need another crane to put them up 110% of FACT
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# but
how do they put that crane up?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# have you heard
of God?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# And
doesn't that crane have to be bigger than the crane they build?
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# The crane puts itself up.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# your thinking of a self erecting tower crane
they honestly do get a little mibile crane to put up a big mobile crane to put up the really big craine. but in a large site they only need to do that for the first one then use that for then next one etc.

sorry wrong board.. must get back to craniacs.com
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)
# think of an erect penis.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# I'd rather think
of breasty substances
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# milk?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# ...
milk?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# ...
milk?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# milk?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# semen?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# milk
?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# yay
at least someone knows what I'm on about
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# I love
a good pair of knockers I do... Just on women, that's all I ask.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)
# I'd
rather not if it's all the same to you.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# They use a bigger crane
Silly ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# only way
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# i still love that
= )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# you remember?
awww, bless thee
(toastercide, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# wow
that's rather good stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# How big a bee
would need to pollenate that?
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Ooo yellow ones
an unusal but popular colour for the old tower crane

Topless tower cranes!
www.mpstowercranes.com/New_Cranes/new_cranes.html
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# I have a
self erector!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)
# yes...
and WHO the fuck is going to move it from the middle of Brighton?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Is it still there?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# last time I looked
I'm still in Worthing at "work" but I'm hopefully going to get to go home soon. I get a lift, so it's not quite so bad I s'pose.

Was meant to be helping out here, but haven't got all the bits here to do the job, so I'll be coming back later this week to finish up...

Then charge them lots of cash.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)