100% FACT!!!one1`11 (In bookshops now)

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From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(fnerk, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)

You've captured the essence.
You have.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)

sorry, its far to late to be topical
who the fuck is he?
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)

It be
Paul Burrell
(fnerk, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)

a cunt
who stole stuff belonging to other cunts

then sold his story to some other cunts

and cunts bought it in their millions

and then two guys (who by all accounts don't seem to be cunts) got upset coz their parents were among the cunts
( lemony, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:37, archived)

pretty certain
they're cunts too..
( jeffcapeshop, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:39, archived)

harry's ginger.
he's a cunt before he even says anything.*

*not true for all gingers...
(vork and burlap, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:39, archived)

His Dad's the prince of wales...
that make's him Welsh and Ginger...

eeeek.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:40, archived)

blimey
poor kid has no chance.
(vork and burlap, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)

Plus
There's a hint of inbreeding and he swears a lot at the staff.
About 18... just left school....

This reminds me of someone we know...
( Tart Monkey, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)

I was under the impression that
the fact that he does not have ginger hair
prevents him from being ginger.....
( verbal, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)

*raises eyebrow*
wha?
( lemony, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:47, archived)

he
dyes
colours
his hair

(maybe)
( verbal, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:51, archived)

surely
no-one would dye their hair ginger..
( jeffcapeshop, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 1:32, archived)

*only
most of them
( verbal, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)

ahhhhhh, THAT cunt
a right royal cunt!

/me appreciates having a royal family, even though they are part german, and incestuous
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)

He's the Robbie Williams double
from "In Her Majesty's Secret Cervix"
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:39, archived)

Actually it's
110% FACT
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)

your understating things again!

( Munsta, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 0:37, archived)

I like the way you wrote "one" in the subject line.

( azerty, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)

Thanks
I love you too
(fnerk, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 3:06, archived)