
From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:19, archived)
Can I just take this moment to say: WOO FUCKING YAY - not only is this my last day of employment with a shit company, but I've also blagged working from home this afternoon!
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:20, archived)
ive just made myself unemployed by choice and have worked out that i can afford to go without working for a whole year.
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:23, archived)
I can afford to be unemployed for about two weeks. Maybe...
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:26, archived)
that should help drag it out a bit longer ;)
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:30, archived)
you should sign on straightaway for the NI stamp, but if you resigned (like me) then you're not entitled to money for either 6 or 12 weeks, I can't remember.
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:32, archived)
nice working at home result, and it means you don't have to go to the pub with your ex coworkers
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:24, archived)
that at lunchtime. Only went cos it meant free food and drink.
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:27, archived)
as you can escape afterwards, evening ones, often end up being all night at the pub with twunts you'd as happily never see again.
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:29, archived)
welcome aboard, pull up a kitten and so on and so forth!
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:20, archived)

Some fucker spilt water all over the telly and smudged it, too
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:22, archived)
in the sun.
and that's all i have to say about that.
would you like a chocolate?
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:29, archived)