Elephants can't sneeze...


From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(kevrobertson2, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)

well, they can
it's just the cause SUCTION and scoop up deserts.
( Sargant, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)

like
ice cream? or sweet pastries?
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)

all of the above
but not including tutti frutti. the little bits of glace fruit get caught and kill their ovaries.
( Sargant, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)

like
this
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)

Damn
thats my shop idea gone!

not that its the same or that I'd have enough skill
( Generationgav, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)

spot
on
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)

only if they're really fucking big elephants

( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)

Or own a giant hoover production line in an oasis.

(mcalidnb, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:26, archived)

Been there
done that
( sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:26, archived)

you've
really fucked a big elephant? was it sunshine?
(Ruffgeezer, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:29, archived)

TJ
I'm concerned that if i do go to the bash nobody will know me.... again... mebbe i not bother?
(Ruffgeezer, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)

nobody knows me
i'm just going to drink lots, fart and chuckle.

anyone got a problem with that?
( Sargant, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)

well you'll
never get to know anyone unless you go.

(you should come to the newcastle bash tomorrow, fewer ppl, easier to get to know us all)
( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)

yes
come meet us all

*rubbing hands together*

yes do come
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)

yeh
but being from essex thats a bastard big trek up there and back for work the next day!
(Ruffgeezer, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:26, archived)

fuck off is it
get hold of ijon tichy, you weakling, he may be able to give you a lift - people are coming 5 times as far as you will!
( JustHere, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)

erm
crossed wires, are we talking newcastle or london here?
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:30, archived)

London
Why would anyone travel a long way to get to Newcastle?

*runs*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)

well
you wouldn't be able to drive away, they'd have 'ad yer wheels away by now
(Ruffgeezer, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:32, archived)

I believe
you are thinking of liverpool
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)

ah well
its all northern to me!
(Ruffgeezer, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:34, archived)

very true
though, there are parts of up here that the wheel stealing would happen

battery, lights, radio well basically anything that can be quickly lifted
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:36, archived)

whole cars
in a lot of cases..
(Ruffgeezer, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:38, archived)

grrrr
*waves fist*

why you...
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)

Pretty Laydee
i think are the words you're looking for!
(Ruffgeezer, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:35, archived)

how very remiss
of me
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:37, archived)

...
ey?
(Ruffgeezer, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:38, archived)

ah
yes, that could be possible

unless he's going up there? hehe
( JustHere, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)

no
i meant to Newcastle,

the london one is no probs
(Ruffgeezer, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:30, archived)

ah
that's just an excuse it's entirely possible to do
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:29, archived)

Diven't worry
There's loads of people in the same boat.
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)

really?
bastards! no wonder its sinking!
(Ruffgeezer, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:27, archived)

I thought he was sneezing...
ahwell.
(mcalidnb, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)