100% Fact. This bloke's out of a job

( Zak Canard - I remember this place, vaguely, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:03, archived)

hey hey!
Everyone has left werk, i'm the only one in the whole building!
shall i drive the forklift or play golf off the first floor landing?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed www.ZXBadger.com - EAT IT!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)

drive the forklift off the first floor landing

( thebear Wanna buy a dodgy watch guv?, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)

IDEA!
(capital idea)
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed www.ZXBadger.com - EAT IT!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)

ooh ooh ooh I know I know.....
Go into bosses office, and turn all the paper upside down. Ahahahahahahhahaah.
(Punn-isher, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)

done that
twice
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed www.ZXBadger.com - EAT IT!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:14, archived)

I would start making calls to the Indian-based help desk
which is what i intend to do in off-peak hours (£2000/call) when i get made redundaant shortly!! Should make the next company look twice at the phone bill...
(Tabilda 's last day at work!!!!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)

He doesn't
have a porpoise either.
( dutchbird, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:11, archived)

shocking amout of warm brain urine

( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:14, archived)

ha ha!

( dutchbird, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)

( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:13, archived)