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[challenge entry] 100% Fact. This bloke's out of a job

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(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:03, archived)
# hey hey!
Everyone has left werk, i'm the only one in the whole building!
shall i drive the forklift or play golf off the first floor landing?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# drive the forklift off the first floor landing
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# IDEA!
(capital idea)
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)
# ooh ooh ooh I know I know.....
Go into bosses office, and turn all the paper upside down. Ahahahahahahhahaah.
(Punn-isher, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)
# done that
twice
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I would start making calls to the Indian-based help desk
which is what i intend to do in off-peak hours (£2000/call) when i get made redundaant shortly!! Should make the next company look twice at the phone bill...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)
# He doesn't
have a porpoise either.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:11, archived)
# shocking amout of warm brain urine
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:14, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 15:13, archived)