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(BigDaddyFraze, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)

i'm scared

( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)

Your mind truly is a scary place.....
....you fit in so well here.
( sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)

still coming Friday??

( Lora, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)

I have absolutely no idea what's going on there.
I think that makes you some kind of genius.

TJ - I just gave into capitalism and applied for a job at Blockbuster. They have the worst laid out aplication form I've ever seen.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)

i draw a nazi leprechaun
on my blockbuster application
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)

and under disabilities i wrote,
'i don't take application forms seriously'
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)

Did you get the job?

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)

they didn't even bother with a reply

( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)

i do know a guy that got a job at a cinema
because he told them he doesn't like people, and they admired his honesty
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)

I got a job at some little coffee shop
even though I'm only 15,and I can't make coffee.

They liked my style.
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)

welcome
to the big time.
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)

At this rate
I should have no problem becoming president of america
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:07, archived)

Did you get
the job?
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)

hahaha
like a friend of mine who in a biology exam wrote

a cell was where bad men were kept
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)

hahaha

( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)

in one of my GCSE's
i wrote that a group of cells that worked together was called a "team"
(RiotMoose, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:13, archived)

Dada-dum-da-dum daaaa-da-dum...
Dada-dum-da-dum daaaa-da-dum...

Say hi to old Bob H for me.
( dr_fonz, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)

Excellent.
I'm bored of that joke already.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)

I met him once.
He shook me by the hand.

In fact, he shook everybody by the hand. Indiscriminately. He had no idea who we were, and he didn't care.
( dr_fonz, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)

Did he have a glazed look in his eye
and walk like he was about to fall over?
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)

Actually, now you mention it
yes.
( dr_fonz, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)

does it rotate
as you try to write?
( Sargant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)

No, I've never seen one that does that.
But it does ask for the name, address and telephone number of a previous employer and then give you an inch square box to write it in.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)

you haven't
seen any of AOL's recruitment documentation...
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)

Bizarre
The first thing I thought was 'That looks like the alien autopsy thing'
my second thought was 'It is, damn I'm good.'
( Dogtanian, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)

Ooooooooooooooh.
I can see it now.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)

Yeeeesss....
Everybody look at the weird man!!!!!
( Banana, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)

nice and all but...
GODDAMMIT!
where did that gunpowder post go?!?
I went to quite a bit of trouble answering that question in great detail!
accursed mods.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)

And not enough people clicked on this link
www.shittingexplosives.com
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)

But you know,
the board has started to get nice and friendly again...moron.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)

Fucknockers
I've been out all day, gimme 5 minutes.
( Banana, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)

Nope,
tis lovely as are you.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)

oh neat.
she gets lovely, I get moron.
that's just fantastic.

*wink*
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)

uh oh!

( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)

Tellmeaboutit.
I once read a fascinating account written by a guy who blew his hand off with a spud gun. He repeatedly stressed that he was sober at the time and a regular family man. With no fingers.
( dr_fonz, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)

i love it when people
have ligaments missing
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)

Or no bones.
They jiggle on the floor.
( dr_fonz, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)

or no bra
then everything jiggles
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)

filthy
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)

I remember
one drunken christmas chez Davies, and we had a family quiz. The question I got was "what bra size is your father?"

It was supposed to be shoe size but we had a lot of fun drunkenly making him try on all of his 4 daughters' bras.

Memories.
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)

arf
ahahahahaha

*catches breathe*

that's excellent, truly excellent
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:12, archived)

not excellent
slightly pervy, in hindsight.
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:20, archived)

Once again...
www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/ka_fucking_boom/index.html
( sick_boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)

You are Zog
Punisher of careless MOD editing, upkeeper of the good conversation, fighting for all that is good and....really quite interesting.
( Banana, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)

You are Banana
sarcastisizer of the sarcisticon, and sarcy sarcazoid from the sarcasticox!
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:02, archived)

hOORAH FOR ME!

( Banana, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:14, archived)

Madness
with a capital WWAARGGHHH!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)

eek
that's scary and odd

still, welcome all the same. you'll never leave, y'know
( atomboy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)

you read the FAQ I hope?
welcome!
( Laughing Boy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)

erm
right, ok, hmmmm

/walks away suitably confused
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)

CAN YOU SEE THE GNOMES WITH THEIR HATS

(1, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)

whatever keeps you off the streets
woo



i think.
(yakmonkey, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:06, archived)