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[challenge entry] It's a fact

God Hates California...

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(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:00, archived)
# i shouldn't laugh at their misfortune.
but i'm going to anyway.
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Hey...
I'm HERE and I'm laughing...

smoky as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:03, archived)
# how close to the flames are you?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:06, archived)
# he cant talk
he's on fire
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:07, archived)
# that close?
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:07, archived)
# quite a ways away.. about 50km
But the ash and smoke are everywhere down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:08, archived)
# 50km?
don't talk that foreign rubbish son, use real measurements ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:10, archived)
# *sigh*
I was trying not to confuse you all...

About 30 miles.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:11, archived)
# by using km
you already did confuse us - we have these things called "miles" here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:11, archived)
# here in England,
Kilometres confuse most of us
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:12, archived)
# Aye
that they do
(I helped save b3ta! so long and thanks for all the fish, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:14, archived)
# ...and in
Scotland too...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:15, archived)
# not wales though
they measure everything in sheep, specifically the distance a sheep can run away when startled before getting puffed out and/or forgetting why it was running
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Arf!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:17, archived)
# Arf
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! so long and thanks for all the fish, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:18, archived)
# so how many sheep can you run at once then?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:18, archived)
# according to my convertor program
1 sheeprun is the same as 30 chickenflights, or half a dobermanchasingthepostman
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:19, archived)
# that still didn't answer my question
:p
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:21, archived)
# I've never raced a sheep
so I've never found out
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:24, archived)
# you are probably the only welshman who doesn't know then
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:32, archived)
# who ever said
I was a welshman?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:40, archived)
# pfffff ...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:13, archived)
# just gotta hope that the wind doesn't take it too close
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:10, archived)
# hey
from up here they look just like ants!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:03, archived)
# .
That reminds me so much of my life. But mine has Ants.
(AKismet, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:04, archived)
# where did you find
an ant big enough to hold a magnifying glass over the world?
damn I'm funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Ah ha ha ha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:07, archived)