The royal family are lizard people

queensize
a bloke down the pub called Dave(wears a shellsuit)told me.

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( CJ, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:21, archived)

wow
does she lay eggs?
( Sargant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:21, archived)

Yes
Faberge ones
(Lord of the Beans, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:23, archived)

terrible yolk
it's not runny at all
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:24, archived)

Oh dear God
that yolk of yours is so rotten im in eggscruciating pain
(Lord of the Beans, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:25, archived)

I thought it was smashing
I shell give up the yolks then. Clucking hell, you never run out of fowl jokes like this.
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:26, archived)

this conversation
is ova
(pikey hardly, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:30, archived)

good good
my brain was getting scrambled anyway
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:32, archived)

heh heh
Ai No Corrida?
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:24, archived)

y-
ike!
is it a turquoise shellsuit?
( JustHere, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:22, archived)

just the one yike?
.
(Lord of the Beans, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:26, archived)

i
knew it.
( freshlegs, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:23, archived)

Was it David Ike?

( King Ralph is drunk, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:23, archived)

:o)
yes
( CJ, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:24, archived)

obviously.
woo.
(1, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:23, archived)

and they said he was mad!
woo :)
( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:24, archived)

brilliant!
w/y/h
( Kaiser, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:28, archived)

fantastic stuff !

( Tedmus, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 20:31, archived)