Bloke down pub told me that Boba Fett was played by a cat
100% fact



From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(stefd O Genki Desu Ka, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)

The second stormtrooper to get shot in Star Wars,
is Tony Hart. 100% FACT.
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)

how
do you know that?
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)

A bloke
down the pub told him.
(Marwood, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)

I don't go in pubs.

( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:04, archived)

how do I put this??
"you fucking liar"

would be a good start :)
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)

Morph told me.
No, honestly, that's a fact.
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)

did he say
"buuuuh beeeuuuuhhh buuuuh beeeeeh"

or something...

something has just amused me on Juice in Brighton. They've just played the same tune about 3 times in a row. Huzzah for automation!
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:04, archived)

OH YEAH?!
I suppose you'll be telling us all that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes next!
pfft!
( Mushroom, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:04, archived)

I've met Morph too.
He was on holiday in a tub of Playdoh.
( Tart Monkey, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:05, archived)

fucksox
I'm drunk, I just spent £15 on a taxi and spoke to an ex on the wrong network for 30mins.

I blame you!
( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:04, archived)

Haaaa Haaaa
Kill Bill!
( Tart Monkey, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:05, archived)

kill me
it'll be easier!
( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:08, archived)

Bad head tomorrow for you
Bad arse for me.... Kebab Magic.
( Tart Monkey, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:09, archived)

haha
toilet roll in the fridge tonight then?
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)

Well.
Maybe's.


*Rumble rumble*
( Tart Monkey, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:11, archived)

lol
what a kermit

its your fault for drinking all afternoon isn't it?!
( fassit, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)

nope
not at all!

*fucksocks again, for my pissedness*
( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)

nutter
you were our honourary pisshead of the night
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:09, archived)

he's the honourary pisshead of every night!*
*usually scrounged drinks
( fassit, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)

Ey
Haven't scrounged drinks in yonks!
( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)

i'm happy
to play a role ;)
( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)

not only that but jawas
are just a load of moles glued together


woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)

with small torches
?
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)

no the eyes were added later
by ILM - moles were too tempted to piss arround making shadow puppets
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:05, archived)

:::THREAD JACK:::

GOODNIGHT ALL!
( Scoopzilla Cratchett is going to be a faazhaa, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)

nice jack
night
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)

I've met Boba Fett
well, the actor who played him anyhow.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)

ooh
that does indeed rock
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:03, archived)

Which is kind of ironic
as he was an actual rock
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)

The *100 of FACT* behind the mask.


It's Bobaferret.

/sound of door slamming
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 1:28, archived)