Some guy with glasses and a dog told me this one

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( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:34, archived)

Makes you go blind?

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:35, archived)

sorry, can't see it
heheh !
( Laughing Boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:35, archived)

Hahahahah
And Belinda Carlisle? I would!
( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:35, archived)

Too right.

( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:36, archived)

at the drop of a hat

( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:37, archived)

or the drop of a soap.

belinda, would you pick that up for me.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:37, archived)

*whoops*
sorry luv....etc
( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:38, archived)

was that you ...
... sinking the easy pink or taking on the difficult brown?
( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:40, archived)

winkie for pinkie
thumb for bum
( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:41, archived)

I'll bear that in mind...
...if we ever meet
;)
( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:42, archived)

Going to the Manchester bash?
:D
( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:43, archived)

I'll lather myself up and...
...jump on my moped!
( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:44, archived)

careful now

( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:46, archived)

That's a new
double entendre to me!
( Dr.Dunno, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:46, archived)

my girlfriend asked me for a definition of double entendre
so i gave her one
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)

now she
makes good music
( Lora, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:38, archived)

One of my all-time great musical experiances,
was Orbital doing their version of "Heaven is a pace on earth" as the sun went down behind the main stage at Glastonbury in 1995.
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:39, archived)

seconded
all though I can't guarantee that I was compus mentis. It was all a bit hazy.

God - that whole field was amazing all afternoon and evening.
( bleepbloop, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:46, archived)

Circle in the sand..
...goes round and round. never ending love is what we found...
( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:39, archived)

and you complete the heart of me
our love is all we need
( Lora, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:44, archived)

Cold wind, tide move in
Shiver in the salty air
Day breaks, my heart aches
I will wait for you right here.

Oh, baby when you look for me
Can you see forever ?
I begin baby, where you end
We belong together
( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:47, archived)

Stop that right now

( MizEmma, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:49, archived)

oh you have to come on Friday!
Can't you tell the wife it's a meeting of the Belinda fanclub?
i like leave a light on and i plead insanity
( Lora, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)

That might just work..
...I will give it a try!
( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

yay!
and you can be home before 12 and let her know that i'll ensure you're on best behaviour
( Lora, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:55, archived)

you say that now
but just you wait and see what happens when the tide comes in...!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:45, archived)

Are you mad?
Belinda Carlisle not only makes utterly appaling music but she has the heaviest legs in pop - no ankles at all.

100% FACT

Oh and morning all.
( MizEmma, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

I still would

( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:49, archived)

It's just so wrong.
Edit/ but then you'd probably go for Carol Decker too, wouldn't you?
( MizEmma, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)

Hmmmmm
Yes!
( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

Oh agreed again!

( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:55, archived)

How about Cheri Lunghi?

( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:56, archived)

from behind

( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:57, archived)

me too

( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)

who said that?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:35, archived)

Pardon?
.
(Scooby who?, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:36, archived)

keep speaking
i'll follow your voice.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:37, archived)

"Jon Bon Jovi - Back on Top"
Lordy. Don't want to see that.
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:36, archived)

The dog told you that?
Pretty impressive guide dog then.
woo and a yay
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:36, archived)

hahahah
ahahahahahahahaha!

You rock!


( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 10:37, archived)