here's one i hacked out earlier...


100% Fact, The US Navy have trained Cetaceans for use in Battle.

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(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:27, archived)

Woo
Good morning everyone.

I have a question: Cockfosters or Southgate - Where should I live?
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)

southgate
southgate all the way.
(Kamui No Kokoro, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)

I live in Southgate
near the tube, it's a nice place, safe.
Could do with a few more bars though.
( clangers, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)

Where abouts?


Im off now to look at two more flats, but if you want to meet up to goto the bash, you can catch me on MSN Msg'r: PSilver_at_work [at] Hotmail.com
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)

I'm on Winchmore Hill Road
Just past the Sports Centre.
I work from home most days, but tomorrow i'll
be in town, look forward to seeing a local southgatian (sp?) at the bash.
( clangers, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:48, archived)

Lard
Cock Fosters sounds better
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)

It is more humourous
however, southgate is south, and it has a gate
(Kamui No Kokoro, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:29, archived)

The main differences are
Cockfosters: I've always lived there, nice area, bigger flat for same price, closer to the shops

Southgate: Its closer to the pub, but a bit of a walk with a weeks worth of shopping, a tad more expensive (only about 30/40pm) and its quite smaller.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)

I nearly went to college
at southgate.. But I applied too late.
It's really your choice.
Cockfosters is right out of town though, isn't it. Southgate is a little closer?
I dunno.
Whenever I'm in the capital I'm always in Wood Green.
(Kamui No Kokoro, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)

Its all within one bus/train of eachother,
and they both have good links into Enfield or Barnet.

I do like cockfosters as the area is nicer, yet I can still stumble home from the pubs in southgate.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)

try iceland,
they have nice volcanoes
( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)

My mum's gone there.

( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:34, archived)

half the shop
for £5.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)

it's a good place
with not very many internet connections :)
( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)

South
gate
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:57, archived)

( Sargant, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)

I disagree
there's not enough wang about these days.
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)

in my opinion
more of both!
(tom the astronaut, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)

NobKronenbourg.

( Toma_o, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:29, archived)

Fuck
Stella!
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)

Wife Beating Juice

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)

I hate Stella the tortoise.
1. It makes people angry 100%FACT
2. It has the highest calorific content of any lager on the market 100%FACT
3. It has more chemicals in it than any normal lager 100%FACT
4. It is not brewed to 1516 regulations. 100% FACT.
5. It's shit.
*gets off soapbox*
( Toma_o, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)

Gets you well pissed though.


/not fussy
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)

So does
Surgical spirit and methelated spirits, served in a nice brown paper bag.
( Toma_o, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)

I don't see the point in being fussy in this country.
99.9% of everything sold in pubs is shite. Even the so-called "real ale" pubs don't teach their staff how to keep it right anyway. At least if a product sells alot the lines won't be furred up to fuck.
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)

If its all they got,
it taste quite nice if you get it Tops.

But normaly I have Korninburg.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)

drink Hoegaarden instead
but don't try to spell it
( MissPrism, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)

Bubblegum beer..
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

turns me a bit "belmmmmm, uunnnnng" after 4 or 5. Nice.
( Toma_o, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)

you put footprints in my soap
bastard
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)

Ah.
The Rheinheitsgebot of 1516 or the old German purity laws.
Do not confuse these with the ones from the 1930's at all costs.....
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)

4 ingredients
water
dried beer
salt and pepper to taste
( muteboy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)

Cockfosters has the sillier name.
But it's still shit.

Try South of the river.
( pxyzyzygy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:29, archived)

Do you know the way to Cock Fosters?
Serve it warm, mate!
(Old Paul Hogan beer ad.)
Edit: Even better when you spell complicated words like "way" correctly.
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)

All my work stuff is in the local area of southgate
I wouldn't go to far away as my remaining non-uni mates are all around this area.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)

live here
www.awwwwbless.co.uk
( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)

I live here
www.titsandfannyisland.com
( Toma_o, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)

LoL,
Four too many Us.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)

COCK-fosters
When people ask you where you live you could shout out COCK and whisper fosters for added dramatic effet.
(Chorlton, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:30, archived)

wherever the fuck you want to live
may as well be timbuktoo for all I know or care.
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:30, archived)

TAKE THAT BACK!

( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)

well said

( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)

I recommend

(as it's further away from me.)
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)

I live
in the W of woodside park.
I wanted to live in High Barnet, but as you can see, I didn't make the grade.

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)

thats top notch hair.
Was it real, or is it a syrup?

edit:reminds me of one of the ladies from the b52's.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:49, archived)

that's me
and my mother (when I was a girl and she was living in the 50s)
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)

I take it you mean "metaphorically" living in the fifties?

( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)

Yes...
...that's right.

it's all lies of course.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:05, archived)

hmm...
cockfosters has tube services, though is fooking miles out.

southgate...
probably better- tube and train I believe.
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)

The links in Southgate are better,
Its only about 5 mins on the train from eachother, so it doesn't make to much of a difference.

Cockfosters would be more-or-less on top of the station though.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)

southgate
is nasty.
Cockfosters is nice.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:43, archived)

London's shit
Live in Nottingham.
( stup0t, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)

yay for nottingham
my cousin lives there.
i live in leeds

yay for leeds!
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)

IT'S A SUBMARINE FOR A FUCKING WHALE

( Sargant, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)

Let's see
those Japanese fisherman bastards deal with that one!
Woo for nuclear whales (almost typed "nuclear Wales" there, a frightening though in itself.... Taffies with the Bomb).
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:30, archived)

We'll try to stay serene and calm
/lehrer
( MissPrism, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)

Tom
Lehrer, of Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, fame?
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)

yes
'twas a line from "Who's Next", his song about nuclear proliferation.
( MissPrism, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)

There's
an ad for a CD of his in this week's "Private Eye" by way of a coinkydinky.
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)

I rather like 'Send the Marines'
still applies today as much as it did 35 years ago when he wrote it.
( MizEmma, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)

Satire
can be ageless. Dear old Peter Cook's stuff still cracks me up.
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:45, archived)

Most of Tom Lehrer's stuff
just demonstrates how little the US has progressed in the last 40 years. Bit depressing really.
( MizEmma, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:52, archived)

Sigh. True...
I think I'll watch "Dr. Strangelove" for the 98th time - "Gentleman, you can't fight here. This is the War Room."
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)

lehrer?
Isn't that German for Teacher
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)

Yes.
Also "indoctrinator" according to an on-line dictionary.
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)

indoctrinator, I like that
so appropriate
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)

Ja.............
wohl!
{Clicks jack booted heels}
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:45, archived)

When Alabama gets the bomb
/next line
( MizEmma, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)

The A-Bomb was invented is Ysbyty
truth.
( Sargant, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)

Robert Oppenheimer was a Taff?
Well I never.
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)

And that's Japanese for
asdasdgasdgdasda
( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)

Personally
I use QuickSave......
(Doctor Evil, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)

Ysbyty
Lovely place. Proud to be Welsh.

Ynysybwl (near Pontypridd) is where, many moons ago, I passed my driving test.

It only occured to be later that Ynysybwl had 8 characters but no vowels.
( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)

100% fact!
I shuld use this as wallpaper.

It's wicked!!!
(funky_wolf, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)