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( new_matt, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:00, archived)

ARRRRRRRRF!
Woo!
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:00, archived)

Hahahahahah
* I said bring the posse! *
( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)

Arf!
Need advice. I've got my monthly one to one with my manager in a few minutes. Any tips?
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)

A stout kick in the balls usually suffices.

( pxyzyzygy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)

doctor some photos of him molesting small boys, then blackmail him for a raise.

( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)

a revealing top
and a push up bra...

make the most of your natural feminininity
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:03, archived)

I did that.
Their laughter stills haunts me every night in my dreams.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:16, archived)

At all costs
avoid masturbating furiously into a brown paper bag.

And straighten your tie.
( CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:08, archived)

i really wish
I understood more posts
( Lora, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:03, archived)

in the tv show
tonto used to call the lone ranger "kemosabe" - supposedly as a term of endearment...
( new_matt, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:06, archived)

The NYPL also notes that "kemosabe" is an actual word in two Native American languages. In Apache, it means "white shirt". In Navajo, on the other hand, "kemosabe" translates as "soggy shrub". "Tonto" is a Spanish word meaning "stupid".
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:10, archived)

you know everything

( new_matt, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:10, archived)

I know google

( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:12, archived)

I know Kung Fu

( MizEmma, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:19, archived)

kemosabe
was what tonto called the lone ranger all the time. it presumably meant 'white friend' or something, but apparently not now. it's a funny post, even if it is ripped off a Far Side cartoon.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:06, archived)

i never know whether
"larson's already done it" is true these days. we were talking about this in the pub last night!
( new_matt, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:07, archived)

he did do quite a lot
but then, every joke has been done by at least one person before, hans't it? even the shit ones like my horse joke. it's sad really.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:15, archived)

Do you mean to say
that Gary Larson did it first?

;)
( jsut peopel, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:09, archived)

indeed
"Komesabe= horses rear end"
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:12, archived)

there is nothing new
under the sun...
( new_matt, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:13, archived)

Hahahaha - that's great.

( MizEmma, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:05, archived)

Arf! ™ © ®

( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:05, archived)

Hey, you can't trademark and
copyright 'Arf!'. That's not fair.
( MizEmma, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:07, archived)

Speak to my lawyers

( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:11, archived)

Sod that, I'm just going to ignore it.
Look.
Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!

so there :P
( MizEmma, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:18, archived)

Larson definitely did that one.
Only it was "horse's rear end".
( MissPrism, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:07, archived)

if i ever meet him
i'm going to kill him
( new_matt, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:09, archived)

I think this time
Even Larson was beaten to it - I remember a Steve Bell "If..." from aaaagggeeees ago with that joke
( Sir Jon Dangerous, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:14, archived)

hahaha
:)
( lemonhead, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:08, archived)

that's a Larson joke
Kemosabe - Rear end of horse.

Nicely done though
( sinisterduck, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:13, archived)