Porn stars have more fun

and she has been...

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( clangers, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)

I have a fantastic plan..
...to make lots of money from porn. But I need some helpers.
( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)

What, like in the book starring your namesake?

( pxyzyzygy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)

Almost..
...but my way would guarantee an income and is quite fucking clever!
( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)

does it involve
me taking my clothes off?
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)

Depends.
It involves sex toys, a hotel suite, some video cameras, a newspaper advert, an editing suite and a distributer. If i can pull it off (and believe me I am planning to) I hope never to work again!
( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)

"Pull it off"
Fnar
( pxyzyzygy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)

you'll need a couple of
premiership footballers,
and a roasting tin.
( clangers, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)

you said "pull it off" :-D

( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)

so you place an advert
looking for sex toy testers, then secretly film them er...testing the toys and sell the videos?

Tell me that's not your plan.
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)

It's a complex one...
;-)
( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:52, archived)

That's not my plan!

( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:52, archived)

if you
pull it off too vigorously it'll never work again. would that do you?
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:52, archived)

I will help.
If it comes too making porn and making money they are my two favourite things and cannto go wrong...
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)

you're so excited
your typing's gone all squiffy.
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)

absolutely
ma typinng with my left hnd because my right hand is busy wnaking
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 14:05, archived)

Blackmail?

( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)

it's not a play on words thing is it?
like 'creamy pie' where all the website is is a load of pictures of cream pies etc?

I say this because this is what me and my mate are doing as we speak :D.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)

have you seen the unused porn domain names site on shiola?
we own dickswithoutchicks.com

favourite other one was analdisabled.com


edit: www.shiola.co.uk/xxx_porn_domain_names.shtml
( alistair, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)

we might do
chicks with dicks and quite simply take photos of people called dick with some fit women.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:53, archived)

do
tell.
( clangers, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)

go on
I'm listening
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)

*jumps up and down excitedly*

( stevierar, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)

Um...
I'm not wearing that French Maids outfit again.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)

I'll give you a biscuit...
..if you do?
( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)

What's the plan then,
will it involve me looking at boobies for money?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)

Yes.
It's a complex plan. I'll write it out and post it later!
( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)

I'll help!
nothing else to do, half term etc
(~Sunny~, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)

Hahahaha

( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)

soggy?
/coat
( alistair, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)

I'll give it back when
I am finished with it.

BTW. Does it stain easiliy.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)

if it involves putting a trumpet up ya bum hole
then it's already been done.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)

do the helpers
get lots of money too?
(vork and burlap, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)

I think they probably would.
The explanation of the whole process is long though. I will write it and post it later.
( sick_boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)