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[challenge entry] dr evil
or billy corgan

better?

From the The Reductionist Challenge challenge. See all 1013 entries (closed)

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Or a button.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 2 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# hehehe
I don't think there's anything wrong with the other one - nice way to reuse the idea!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# now you've just offended everyone
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# GOOD!
bah humbug
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Someone tell me what to write in my personal statement.
I have a problem with lying about myself, so it's quite hard to not sound like an apathetic cunt.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# They reduce it
to 1/4 the size or something ridiculous like that so write really small so they can't read it.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# what're you applying
for?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 2 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# *ahem*
I am (insert goats real name). I love children, really really love them, hint hint.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# i'm 6'1
with brown curly hair, kinda like a 1980's cop. i enjoy ball sports and have a lovely wife sharon. we have 2 kids but they were taken away by the council because we were deemed unfit to be parents. i still get to see them every now and again but its not the same. infact me and sharon are trying for another baby and hopefully come next autumn we'll be able to start all over again....


is that much like you?
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
#
"My purpose in life is to flip out and kill people"
(vork and burlap, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# have you still
not finished it??

There's lots of websites that give you hints, if you type it into google.
Write about: why you want to study the subject (what you like about it, what stuff you've done to see what it's like, why you'd be good at it, books you may have read, relevant work experience etc)
then a bit about what you do in/out of school and finally hobbies and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# i am young and supple
and will do anything to get this (whatever it is you're applying for)
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# I've just finished mine.
I didn't find it as difficult to write as most people say it is.

Then again im a self obsessed prick :P
(Kieren, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# arf!
good comeback!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# heh
anyway, i was just being ali-g ask the other north eastern b3tans and you'll probably get me described as "ali-g but fatter with a ginger beard"
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)