a lot of the roadsigns where i am
have started being written in english only.
welsh nationalists keep translating them.
( RobRobRobRobRob, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

Bloody welsh.
they get everywhere.
( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

lets rebuild offa's dyke
you know it makes sense...
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

it wasn't actually meant to keep the Welsh out
but only to show them how powerful the king was, and anyone who could build something so big and long, was probably best not antagonised.
</documentary addict>
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

Whats the point?
If they can translate them, they can understand them anyway.
( Lumpbucket farted., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

the point is
that it is their language. They speak it. And not just to piss you off.
( bleepbloop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

well
i made up my own language. I don't speak it, but I could if I wanted to. I don't write it on signs.
( Lumpbucket farted., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

mmmm
it sounds like you're the sort that thinks that the Potato Famine was caused by a shortage of potatoes.
( bleepbloop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)

No
It was caused by an excess of Irishmen
(jonnies, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

.
.
(pikey hardly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)

That
is the funniest thing all day.
( Major General 100% Cock, Retired I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Tue 4 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

that and an excess of viable grain being shipped
to the UK - well England more specifically.

edit: summat nicer
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)