i once saw some graffiti on the back of the loo
in leeds station, it went as follows:
'FREE! HOT GAY CHAT FOR NOTHING!!!
CALL 0800227711 NOW!!!!'

thinking nothing of it, when i got home i opened a can of fanta, and noticed the number was the coca-cola schweppes helpline
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

did you make a note of the number,
or do you have a photographic memory?
:)
( Kamikaze Stoat has Spotify invites, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

i have a can of coke
to my left, a cup of coffee to my right.

should keep me buzzing this afternoon...
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

I have some apple juice
and a box of Lemsip. I'm going to make cocktails. I'm in for a par-tay!
( Kamikaze Stoat has Spotify invites, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

here i am
stuck in the middle with you
(Jibbed, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

I read that
as pornographic memory...
(Harry, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)

I have
one of them!
( betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

Gay Chat Line
Did you dial the number and thats how you found out it was the Shweppes help line, no memory skills (joke)
(Mexican Chilli Dog, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)