On a condom machinein a pub in Winchester was lovingly inscribed:
'Insert baby for refund'
('Insert baby for refund'
doctordoctor I feel like a pair of curtains,
Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:46,
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On a broken condom machine in a pubthe landlord had put a sign on it "Out of order - please use withdrawal method"
Made me laugh.
(Made me laugh.
Farmfoodsman,
Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:22,
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On a different condom machine......in a different pub, I've seen written "don't buy this chewing gum, it tastes terrible".
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:28,
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with thew obligatory reply;'oh, but what bubbles ... '
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spiny - things are looking up,
Mon 3 Nov 2003, 20:10,
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How about"Homes for retired Semen. Please give generously."
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat.,
Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:46,
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or25ยข for recaps...
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:34,
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