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[challenge entry] Money can't buy poverty

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From the The Reductionist Challenge challenge. See all 1013 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)
# i say we have a contest
of what can be done using only four circles.
(mixtapes, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)
# tits
that is all
(dontknow.net, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# and eyes
but they always end up looking like tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# and venn diagrams
. . .
(mixtapes, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# i still think
of tits
(dontknow.net, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# And sponging eyes
Don't forget the sponging eyes.

Though tits are a better use for them, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# an eye sponging at a tit?
come on there's so many more. . .
(mixtapes, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)
# OK
Fried eggs. And a fried egg and a tit. Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)
# No
This is the worst challenge ever and we want to keep it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# the amount of entries already
seem to suggest it's very popular
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Yes
But that's not an indication that it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Popular/Easy
but why split heirs?

because they make a nice sound when their innards flop out
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:37, archived)
# it's easy to create entries for.
thats why so many are going for it, but of course very few are actually clever in the execution or joke. some cracking entries though.

gotta feel sorry for the judge, having to go through 150+ pages to judge a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)
# COOOKIEEE
..
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)
# good guess
but nope
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)