I got caught sticking a big cardboard "I" onto a sign for a huge but ugly office block in Glasgow.
I explained to the cop that it wasn't vandalism, but architectural criticism. He said "Yeah, it's fucking ugly, isn't it? Now.. piss off. Quick.".
I didn't need to be told twice. I took my aluminium stepladder and legged it.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)