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[challenge entry] Too easy....

From the The Reductionist Challenge challenge. See all 1013 entries (closed)

(Cannibal Clown, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Theresa May
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# .
You got it
(Cannibal Clown, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# is it because
I am completely unfunny, and incapable of using the english language properly?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Yes
it is
(Cannibal Clown, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Yes very easy...
.... it's Douglas Hurd

anyway here's a bad joke:

There was a court case to assertain who should get custody of a child who had been beaten by his parents.

The court ruled that he should be looked after by his aunt. However the child told the judge that his aunt beat him even more than his mum and dad did.

So the judge awarded custody to his grandparents, but the child pointed out that they beat him even more than his parents or his aunt.

Therefore in a landmark case the child was allowed to choose who should look after him. He chose Tottenham Hotspur Football club.... they've no chance of beating anyone.
(Scary, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# I feel sorry for the kid.
All of those people shouldn't be hurting him.

/fake inability to get a joke
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I'm not even British.
And I hate sports

And I GOT it...

pfftt...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# must remember that
and adapt to appropriate local team.
(gamera, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Vanilla Ice?
One of the members of N'Sync?

Your Uncle?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Maybe
.
(Cannibal Clown, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# oh
it's the fat bloke from the office
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# damn
you people are so funny.. please stop my sides are splitting ouch ouch
(Cannibal Clown, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Sarcasm...
yes, that's what that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# hmmmm
*turns on sarcasm detector*

:\ unsure
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Is it my mate Tim, who finks he
is a twat?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# no
but close
(Cannibal Clown, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)