"This, Bond, will allow you to watch your favourite soaps wherever you are in the world"

it's actually a real TV watch and was used in the films Dragnet & Octopussy

From the Rubbish Bond Gadgets challenge. See all 333 entries (closed)

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)

Woo!
Neighbours has been utterly bonkers recently.
( Mullet Over, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)

There are some things
you shouldn't admit to watching ;-P
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)

I'm so sad
I just realised that Neighbours wouldn't be on at the time the watch says it is.
( Mullet Over, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)

your watch must be wrong

( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)

Hehehe
Fair Dinkum. Maybe he's on overseas assignment?
( Dogtanian, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)

maybe I should have put a Simpsons still there instead ;p

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)

what if you're in a different part of the world?
the time would be different when it was being shown
( kitty meow meow, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)

But
it's never on at 19 past any hour.

/very sad.
( Mullet Over, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)

you mean it's not an hour program and is always on at half past?

( kitty meow meow, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)

it's 25 mins
and on at **:35
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)

ok
I don't know how your tv programming works. It's all very strange
( kitty meow meow, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)

it is
and all crap.
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)

22 mins
actually.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)

that's a very american number
american tv shows are 22.5 minutes long or 45 minutes
( kitty meow meow, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)

It runs
from 1.45 to 2.05 and 5.35 to 6.00

Maybe I should just shut the hell up go away and never come back after revealing just how sad I am.
( Mullet Over, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)

Aww
Ya big galaa, if you had to leave for being sad or geeky this place would be empty ;)
( Dogtanian, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)

Good point.

And galaa is from Home and Away, not Neighbours.

Argh stop me now!
( Mullet Over, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)

i have never watched an episode of neighbours

FACT
(vork and burlap, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)

I watched part of eastenders once
to see what it was
( kitty meow meow, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)

enjoy it?
thought not
(vork and burlap, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)

no
but I know what it is now
( kitty meow meow, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)

And what it is
is depressing.
Really depressing.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)

I think 'dull'
would be a more appropriate word...
( kitty meow meow, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)

That
too.
^_^
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)

perhaps 'shit'
would be best
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2289638
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)

hehe, you said pussy.
woo!
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)