It's a shoe-shiner that doubles as a newly-discovered breed of fish! It pushes things down staircases.


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(Professor Denzil Dexter of the University of Southern California, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)

Has it been altered?
Or is it just a shoe polisher?
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)

you
atually own one of those things, lol
(Professor Denzil Dexter of the University of Southern California, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)

You may laugh
but he's got very shiny shoes.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)

He
uses them to look up ladies skirts :)
( Kali, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)

lol!
does the top bit vibrate? ~.^
(TeHsPrOuT, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)

I do, actually...
But I don't own a shoe polisher.

I'm just not that cool.
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)

Grandpa is protected
at the bottom of the stairs.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)

lol
(Professor Denzil Dexter of the University of Southern California, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)

You've used 'lol' twice in one thread
*gets out big stick*
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)

lol
ooops there i go again, I just can't get enoughf of those palemdrones
(Professor Denzil Dexter of the University of Southern California, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)