Bond.....Somthing Bond..........
Q:Well James you did well in youre last job as a amnesa teaster.
Bond:Whose James sir?
Q:You mean???Man we have to stop picking collage dropouts to be spys!!!
Bond:What this collage thing you speak of old man???
Q:THATS IT I AM QUITTING AND TELLING ALL THE BADDIES WHERE ARE HIDOUT IS!!!
Bond:Who?
Q:AHHHH


This is only my seconnd ever post please be kind...........

From the Rubbish Bond Gadgets challenge. See all 333 entries (closed)

(sam831, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)

It's more than
280 pixels wide.

edit: Hold on... that's your first post, sonny!
( Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)

That's lovely and all but...
You're meant to do a pic :)
Even something in MS Paint will do :)
( Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)

it really should be a picture....
but welcome. Maybe you should hang around a bit and observe.
( kitty meow meow, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)

Welcome
but I'd have prefered to see a picture of the collage of which you speak

Morning all
( LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:05, archived)

morning
:)
( kitty meow meow, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:06, archived)

meow

(don rico, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)

parp!

( LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)

honk

( kitty meow meow, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)

if you like geese?

( LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)

I don't get it
Am I thick?

morning all :)
(DMQOB, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)

Not at all dear
*pats Mrs Vulga on the head patronisingly*

Morning :)
( Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:13, archived)

Thanks
:)
(DMQOB, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)

you do know that
patronising means "talking down to you" don't you dear...
( LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)

Really?
Bugger

*goes to check if gullible has been left out of dictionary*
(DMQOB, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:19, archived)

Awww :)
Sorry :) hehehe

We once did the "gullible isn't in the dictionary" thing on a very gullible girl in college. Worked a treat :)
( Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:20, archived)

hahaha
was it me?
(DMQOB, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:21, archived)

If you went to my
6th form and got told by two mischevious* 17 year olds in Chemistry that gullible wasn't in the dictionary, then yes :)

* possibly "immature"
( Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)

Oh!
It was me wasn't it!
( LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:25, archived)

Wasn't me
I'm NO fool.
(DMQOB, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:26, archived)

So you wouldn't
try to persuade Mr T to get on a plane then?
( LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:28, archived)

No
I would simply hand him his milk and smile sweetly until he passed out.

THEN he would be carried to the plane by any one of my crazy friends.
(DMQOB, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:30, archived)

Before getting involved in
a weekly adventure full of helicopters made from old kitchen roll holders and a bit of pipe?
( Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)

Yes
I will also magic some machine guns from thin air - smoke a cigar - and shoot but not kill
(DMQOB, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)

morning
I think he's complaining about stupid spies using terrible spelling and grammar of his own.

and goodnight, my bedtime now :)
( kitty meow meow, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:13, archived)

tatty
bye
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)

Night night
Sleep well! :)
( Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)

nite!

( LP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)

Erm
Scroll to top of page and click FAQ.
( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 9:32, archived)