What about...

A coconut?
( useful_idiot, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

put some lime in it

( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

i don't know the numbers
of any doctors
( lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

get yourself a yellow pages
there's a load of doctors in there
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

nooooooooooo!
you can't eat them!
coconuts are too famous!

THE COCONUT would hate for you that...
( Sargant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

or even
images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:qnQVHSX40YkC:www.societyofillustratorssandiego.org/samples/schneider/pineapple.jpg
a selection of exotic fruits

[edit] now, i know i linked straight from google, and that, in principle, bandwidth theft is a bad, bad thing, but i reckon they can just about afford it, particularly with the $25,000,000,000 they're predicted to make from their floatation
( atomboy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

well that would be a valid point
but you are linking it from www.societyofillustratorssandiego.org
( fassit, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)

tits
of couse i am. how silly of me.
i'll make it a linky.
thanks for pointing it out. i'd hate to bugger up somebody else's bandwidth
( atomboy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)