although it worked
James could not work out the point of Q's standard lamp celinedionifier


From the Rubbish Bond Gadgets challenge. See all 333 entries (closed)

(Mrs Lovely, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)

anything like the
pope in a can?
( Sargant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)

It
makes all passers-by rush over and punch him!
( HappyBadger, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)

*thud*

( Sargant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)

in case
of a chin deficit?
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)

It's scary how alike Celine and Jaws look
the celinedionifier should be banned, she's got a face like a smacked arse
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)

here we go again...
a face like she was given birth through a siv, etc.
( Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)

Was she really?
How rare, I was a forceps birth myself.
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)

I WAS NOT BORN

( Sargant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)

alike?
eh?
how'd you figure that out?
( Sargant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)

Ummm....
they both munt?
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)

*belm*

( Sargant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)

shhhh
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)

no.
i like to belm.
( Sargant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)

Aaah
but do you make the noise that goes with it?
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)

urrrghGHHRGH

( Sargant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)

shhhh
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)

she's got an arse
like Tim Robbins
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)

er...

( Sargant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)