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(Marky-, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

garden claw
gold?

ooh how posh! with adjustable height!
(TeHsPrOuT, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

no, i think that's the mini claw
you get it free with the garden claw gold
"perfect for flow pots and hanging baskets"
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

Yes it is...
..but it's "Perfect for tubs and container gardens"
/pedant
(Marky-, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

oh for christs sake
it is the gist that counts!!! ;o)
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

Claw ???
The only Claw u miserable, unwashedbollocky Poms come to grips with is the one u strangle ya Todgers with !!

GRRRRR
(BORIS_BUGGEROFF, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

!
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

Haha!
I am loving some of these.

(Others I could do without, but that's irrelevant at present)
( verbal, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

don't look at me
I'm irrelevant
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

and i'm
irreverent
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)

haha
invention be gone

punnage come in
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)