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From the Rubbish Bond Gadgets challenge. See all 333 entries (closed)

(stefd O Genki Desu Ka, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

ride it cowboy

( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

and

( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

Night
Then
( Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

bubi
bod
( lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

why so sad?

( mrRush, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

night sunshine...

( eclectech, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

night night

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

night night,
you lovely lovely lovely person who doesn't ever deserve to be sad.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

nightty night night

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

that can't be right,
bush isn't fucking blair up the gardeners entrance!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

How was the pizza anyway?

( Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

lovely.
I say lovely, I mean it was OK.
I say OK, I mean we really should've cooked the Freshettas we had in the freezer.

bloody waste of 13 quid...bastards....
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

Oooo bitter.
Can I just recommend The Edge from Pizza Hut. Thought it would be shit, but was bloody lovely... Veggie Supreme with Extra ham.
( Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

Won't Bono
and the rest of the band miss Mr. Evans?
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

Ham's
a supreme vegetable?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

More toppings less money
Not the same without something inorganic on it.
( Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)

name and shame them
(can't be as bad as those shitty pizzas from the shitty chip shop on the corner of chilli road and Meldon Terrace)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

Gills....
Happy to say we've discovered the place up in High Heaton opposite the school and next to the co-op. Whale an' chips for a couple of quid to feed a family of 6....spot on :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)

mmmmmmmm
blubber
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

We've been suspect
of gills an' the golden chip for a while now. The chippy opposite Heaton Manor does massive portions an' is geet smart as owt.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

The golden chip used the great
but that was about 3 years ago that I used to go there - cracking milk shakes
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

arse, we've been
this side of Chilli road for nearly 4 years now, so WE ENCOMPASS YOU! BWAHAAAAAA!

*cough*

Sorry :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

whaaaaaaaaaaaa?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

It was a way of saying
we've been getting scran from the golden chip an' eating from Gills an' various other eateries since Jan 2000......still want to go for beerz on the 18th? hehehehe
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

yeah
I think I can probably survive it
eeeep
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

no need to be scared,
just ask tart and wildheart an' fassit an' cowjam. Seemple. :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

It was an ordeal
I tell you.

8)
( Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)