Get out of my...seg...way


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(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)

Because
I'm a douche: forgot to type src
(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)

my word
i want 74 of them
( lemony, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)

Order direct:
Q branch sells them for 1 mill pounds each

R branch sells used ones for 750000
(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)

i'll get em from
u branch then for free
( lemony, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)

No...
I dont suggest that:

i hear they have broken gyros (see below)
(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)

i'll get some new ones and have them installed
by my mate "Dave the Brickey" (he's a brickey)
( lemony, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)

Ah yes
very subtle. verily 'tis wooness incarnate
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)

you're a shower?

( jeffcapeshop, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)

unless he's a mime,
in which case he's a spider.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)

hehe
or harry hill.
( jeffcapeshop, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)

AND GOAAAAL.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)

wahey!
i just found a link to the harry hill clip that spawned my name (the geoff capes one..)

www.harryhill.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/audio.htm
( jeffcapeshop, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)

now if your names jeff
and your think about tarting a shop specialising in the sale of capes
( lemony, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)

precisely.

( jeffcapeshop, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:38, archived)

and i don't even have sound on this
confounded contraption
( lemony, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)

i love the newbury bypass one too.

( jeffcapeshop, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)

now that i see it
WOO!!!
semi-automatic segway!!
( [marcus] is the fucking moon lord!, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)

semi automatic?
its a flinkin minigun
( lemony, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)

I would hope the gyro stuff inside has the ability to cope with the kickback of the gun
or you'd land flat on your face!
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)

It is the
DU cannon from the a10
(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)

course it will
but once the batteries go...THEN your screwed!
( Generationgav, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)

nice pedantry
there
( lemony, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)

thanks
I think
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)

ooh
I asumed it was an exaust or something.

That is VERY well done!
( Generationgav, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)

oo
nice!

I want a gun now.

a big fucking gun.

woo!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 12 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)