This is true
but it's called a "vodkatini". Which is admittedly stupid. But the original martini predates this by decades.

That said it's still better than the fucking frankfurter and coconut martinis offered in some poncy Islington bars. For fuck's sake.
( Bad Horsey, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

maybe he wants vodka
mixed with a martini, hence vodka martini, then?
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

Then the word "Martini" doesn't apply
Y'see.
( Bad Horsey, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

yep...
then it's a "martinot" :)
(shoe pastry, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

as long as it has alcohol in and doesnt contain olives, I'll drink it.
Fucking olives. How grim.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

how do you stand
on the all important umbrella question?
( Ulic, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

fine as long is its speared through a glace cherry.

( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

Ooh no
That's in a Manhattan.

I fucking hate olives. Stupid green bastards.
( Bad Horsey, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

agreed. Although I am glad women have a tendency to like them.
I mean, if they think that tastes good, they have no grounds to complain about my cock.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

ha ha ha

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Thu 13 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)