"Hello? Tech support? I've been a very silly woman"


From the The Victorian Internet challenge. See all 324 entries (closed)

( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

At the outrageous price of
a half-penny per minute
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

hahahaha
serves her right, shouldn't be touching hubbie's computer while he is out earning a decent wage to keep her in the manner to which she has become accustomed.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

he'll lock her in a cupboard when he gets home.

( Kali, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

and thrash her with a stick


apparently, in some places, its legal to beat a woman with a stick, and long as no thicker than the man's index finger, and no longer than the length from elbow to fingertip
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

Lies!
Victorian women were seen but not heard...

or was that children?

No, it was both.

On a personal note... I'M GOING TO FLORIDA TOMORROW... WOO!

Sorry.
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

Oooh
have a good time, Everglades are worth a visit and Busch Gardens is also very good.
( Dogtanian, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

Ha ha ha,
"everglades"
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

Busch Gardens?
Is that a land-fill for all the hollywood bikini waxing?
( Dr Drink, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

my wife went on holiday and drank a whole bar dry!
Florida?
Not half, they had to drag her back to the hotel.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

Jamaica?

( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

In Dorset?

( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

awful!

( The Ginja Ninja, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

How does it smell?

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

Eep...
just realised, no b3ta for two weeks.

Oh the humanity!!!
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

Thank god for
the Spaz
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

you won't mind
florida is superb. the proudest moment of my life was meeting tigger 5 years ago on this very day :)
( Munsta, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

hehehe
Probably tried to wash it in the tub, silly woman. Woo!
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)